Jungle Cruise, by Albert W. Vogt III
My memory is failing me. As I begin this review of Jungle Cruise, I am trying to think of other movies that are based on popular amusement park rides. The only other one that I can think of is The Haunted Mansion (2003), another Disney property like Jungle Cruise. You would not think that something that takes a few minutes to get… Read more “Jungle Cruise, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Fist Fight, by Albert W. Vogt III
There is a famous saying from George Bernard Shaw that goes, “Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.” No offense to the British writer and thinker, but I can do plenty of things. I choose to teach. Growing up, it may not have been my first choice. Then again, how many people, even the most talented among us,… Read more “Fist Fight, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Proposal, by Albert W. Vogt III
Most Ryan Reynolds films feature the star wise cracking his way through comedic set-ups or action sequences. The first film I remember him in is one that I would rather forget about, that being Van Wilder (2002), with him playing the title role. It is one of those wild, irreverent, salacious college films. The next was in a supporting role… Read more “The Proposal, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Deadpool 2, by Albert W. Vogt III
Remember what I said in the review for Deadpool (2016) about the title character (Ryan Reynolds) sort of comparing himself to Jesus? In the early stages of the sequel, in one of many fourth wall breaking moments, Deadpool turns to the camera to explain how the first film is the second-highest box office earning film that is rated… Read more “Deadpool 2, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Space Jam: A New Legacy, by Albert W. Vogt III
Sports, am I right? In most areas of my life, I try to model Christ as much as possible. Being a fan of athletes and the teams they play for can sometimes complicate that mission. I have probably discussed in other videos how I am from the Chicago area. As such, I am a fan of all the teams… Read more “Space Jam: A New Legacy, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Deadpool, by Albert W. Vogt III
Before I totally understood what the title character was, I thought Deadpool was cool. In my middle school years was when I first got into comic books, mostly because of the animated X-Men series from the 1990s. Because of that, it was Marvel Comics all the way. I do not know how it came into my possession, but somewhere along… Read more “Deadpool, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, by Albert W. Vogt III
Since Netflix and other streaming services seem intent on tossing Will Ferrell titles at me, why not review them? I have recently done most of his legendary roles, like Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) and Step Brothers(2008). So, why not review Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)? Is it another example of your run-of-the-mill, early 2000s, Judd Apatow innuendo… Read more “Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Step Brothers, by Albert W. Vogt III
To recap: I have now seen Fight Club (1999), Edward Scissorhands (1990), and Moana (2016). They are three movies that, when you tell people you have never seen them while also admitting that you review films, they give you strange looks. Well, now there is a fourth that I can look forward to being treated like an alien for not seeing, and that… Read more “Step Brothers, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Fools Rush In, by Albert W. Vogt III
Strange how things work out, is it not? This is a theme in today’s film, Fools Rush In (1997). Yet, while glancing at the International Movie Database (IMDb) page for it, I noticed that Suzanne Snyder is in it. The previous night I watched Weird Science (1985), which also had her in it. Her roles in both were not starring roles, and that… Read more “Fools Rush In, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Weird Science, by Albert W. Vogt III
One of my favorite moments as a college professor came a few years ago while teaching a course on Film and twentieth century America. In this class, I have my students form groups and pick a movie from the title century on which to do a presentation for their peers. Group projects are always challenging for people,… Read more “Weird Science, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Apple Dumpling Gang, by Albert W. Vogt III
When I first got Disney +, I began scrolling through its offerings. It was like having a new toy. As a kid, when I got something new I would explore all of its intricacies before it settled into my repertoire of items with which I played. Most often, they were Legos, and though I kept the original sets… Read more “The Apple Dumpling Gang, by Albert W. Vogt III”
What We Do in the Shadows, by Albert W. Vogt III
Recently I have been letting a few of my movie choices be dictated by my podcast partner, Isaac Needleman. If you have not listened to it yet, it is called Down and Out Reviews, and you can find it on Spotify. You can choose for yourself which one is “down” and which one is “out.” In the course… Read more “What We Do in the Shadows, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, by Albert W. Vogt III
Another film in the category of movies I once thought funny but have since changed my mind on because of the growth I experienced in my Faith life is Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004), henceforth just Anchorman. Chalk it up to me sort of going along with the crowd as a reason for me enjoying it at… Read more “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Parent Trap (1998), by Albert W. Vogt III
Since I did the original 1961 version of The Parent Trap, why not review the 1998 remake? I like both of them equally, even if the more staid Hayley Mills is replaced in the update by the less stable Lindsay Lohan. Still, she was an innocent adolescent when she starred in the Disney update, so she can hardly… Read more “The Parent Trap (1998), by Albert W. Vogt III”
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, by Albert W. Vogt III
A title like Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) is bound to get the attention of a Catholic like me. I love the notion of doing battle with evil, though if you read my review of The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It, you will know that, spiritually speaking, I do not believe such forces should be trifled… Read more “Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Night at the Museum, by Albert W. Vogt III
I have seen Night at the Museum (2006), but I did not remember it until I recently re-watched it. Thanks, Disney +! That I would so completely forget the bulk of a film is unusual for me, but I have a good reason. My first viewing was part of a former tradition I had with one of my best friends… Read more “Night at the Museum, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Maverick, by Albert W. Vogt III
It would appear that I am on somewhat of a Mel Gibson kick, lately. When I watched The Professor and the Madman (2019), it had nothing to do with him being in it. I encountered a movie based on a book I enjoyed and wanted to see it. Still, watching it got me thinking about… Read more “Maverick, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Moana, by Albert W. Vogt III
My brother-in-law has a hilarious penchant for singing tunes. He is not a gifted vocalist, but that is part of the fun. When he hits the high notes in certain ballads, he screeches somewhat like a teenager going through puberty. My sister and I get a kick out of it, whereas my nieces roll their… Read more “Moana, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Parent Trap (1961), by Albert W. Vogt III
There is probably some review I did where I talked about my love of obscure Disney films. If you grew up on the early years of the Disney Channel as I did, then perhaps the original version of The Parent Trap (1961) is not unfamiliar to you. If it is, that is because for whatever… Read more “The Parent Trap (1961), by Albert W. Vogt III”
Crazy, Stupid, Love, by Albert W. Vogt III
Can a film about divorce and learning how to pick up women be heart-warming and enjoyable for this Catholic movie critic? Yes, and Crazy, Stupid, Love (2011) proves it. There is some other material in it that is questionable as well. However, as with so many things in life, it is all about the way… Read more “Crazy, Stupid, Love, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Paddleton, by Albert W. Vogt III
How do you make a movie about assisted suicide good? As a practicing Catholic, I would first and foremost say that you should not make such a motion picture. However, let us say for you-know-what-and-giggles that I did not believe in the sanctity of all life, from conception to natural death, which is the stance… Read more “Paddleton, by Albert W. Vogt III”
50 First Dates, by Albert W. Vogt III
Much of what I have said about Adam Sandler has not been charitable. When he was at the height of his popularity during the 1990s, I was never a big fan of his work. I did not care for Billy Madison (1995) or Happy Gilmore (1996). I thought The Waterboy (1998) was kind of funny the first time I saw it. I doubt I would… Read more “50 First Dates, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Moonrise Kingdom, by Albert W. Vogt III
I have been putting off reviewing Moonrise Kingdom (2012). I love the movie, and when I walked away from the theater after watching it when it premiered, I felt like I had seen something special. Admittedly, this is partially due to Wes Anderson’s directorial style. Even though I claim not to be his biggest fan… Read more “Moonrise Kingdom, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Stowaway, by Albert W. Vogt III
Off the top of my head, I cannot think of too many Netflix films that I have thoroughly enjoyed. Somebody with a better memory or more familiarity with them may come along and say what about fill-in-the-blank title? So, yes, my mind may not be able to land on one without assistance, so please feel… Read more “Stowaway, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, by Albert W. Vogt III
Last night I intended to get back to the list, but circumstances (not going to get into details) prevented me from doing so. So much of life is about dealing with unexpected events. With some gradations, there are really only two ways of doing so: taking them in stride or wallowing. Of course, by “unexpected”… Read more “Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Accepted, by Albert W. Vogt III
There have been some recent scheduling changes in my life. Now that I have my room finally back to normal, I have been able to get myself back into a better prayer routine. I am one of those crazy Catholics that does Liturgy of the Hours, but I did not have a serviceable area for… Read more “Accepted, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Master of Disguise, by Albert W. Vogt III
For my most recent birthday, one of my best friends bought me a genuine Louisville Slugger wooden baseball bat. I loved this gift for many reasons. For starters, it is a perfect token of our mutual love for America’s Pastime, even if he is an unfortunate fan of the Atlanta Braves. Then again, nobody is… Read more “The Master of Disguise, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Space Jam, by Albert W. Vogt III
I like to think of the weekends as “dealer’s choice.” I spend my weekdays viewing the suggestions you all send my way, and then on Saturdays and/or Sundays I go to the theater and I pick another film to watch at home. This gives me some flexibility as well. In today’s film, Space Jam (1996),… Read more “Space Jam, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Joe Dirt, by Albert W. Vogt III
When I watch some of the movies suggested to me on social media I think, “My friends and fans hate me.” Then again, Joe Dirt (2001) was put forward by my sister and I would like to think that she does not feel that way about me. At least I hope so. I do not… Read more “Joe Dirt, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Shakes the Clown, by Albert W. Vogt III
Today is Good Friday. It is a day that we remember the ultimate sacrifice Jesus made for each of us at His Crucifixion. He died for our sins so that we might have new life. In such an act, there is a dying to self that we are called to emulate. Jesus had to do… Read more “Shakes the Clown, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Big, by Albert W. Vogt III
Before Tom Hanks began appearing in serious films, he made a name for himself doing comedy. Most of them were romantic comedies, formulaic pieces of cinema where guy and girl are put in ridiculous situations and end up falling in love. I guess Hollywood thinks true love is a joke? Okay, there are romance movies… Read more “Big, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Croods, by Albert W. Vogt III
You may remember that The Legionnaire already did this year’s The Croods: A New Age, the sequel to 2013’s The Croods. Our apologies for doing reviews out of sequence, but hey, no one asked us to take a look at the original first. So I blame all of you. I am kidding. Anyway, Cameron did… Read more “The Croods, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Wedding Crashers, by Albert W. Vogt III
My apologies for another curveball. I am still adjusting to having my Friday evenings full and watching all the great Marvel programs being released on Disney +. I am also up late on Thursdays and Sundays working, and I try to fill the time between my labors with something to watch just for myself. For… Read more “Wedding Crashers, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation, by Albert W. Vogt III
A startling revelation came about yesterday as I wrote my review of Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015): they have announced a Hotel Transylvania 4. Oh . . . no. Here I was thinking my viewing of Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018) last night would finally end this particular Adam Sandler nightmare. But, no, there is… Read more “Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Hotel Transylvania 2, by Albert W. Vogt III
Okay, here is the review of Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015). Hotel Transylvania 2 picks up pretty much where Hotel Transylvania (2012) concluded. Dracula’s (voiced by Adam Sandler) daughter Mavis (Selena Gomez) is getting married to the idiot human backpacker Jonathan (Andy Samberg) who haphazardly stumbled upon the title resort in the last film. In yet… Read more “Hotel Transylvania 2, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Hotel Transylvania, by Albert W. Vogt III
It was not until I paused Hotel Transylvania (2012) about fifteen minutes in that I realized Adam Sandler was voicing Dracula. That is not a good thing, at least not in my book. There was a time in the 1990s and early 2000s when people thought he was funny, but I guess that went away.… Read more “Hotel Transylvania, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Groundhog Day, by Albert W. Vogt III
It would seem that The Legionnaire‘s audience is on a little bit of a Bill Murray kick lately. Fine by me. There are a few movies on my list that I have been dreading (read as avoiding). Hence, I look at films like Groundhog Day (1993) as taking a deep breath of air, some last… Read more “Groundhog Day, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Napoleon Dynamite, by Albert W. Vogt III
For the life of me I cannot figure out why Napoleon Dynamite (2004) ever got to be as popular as it was, or still is, which is a scary thought. I did not see it in the theater when it came out because I recall thinking that it looked, to be blunt, stupid. But then… Read more “Napoleon Dynamite, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Along Came Polly, by Albert W. Vogt III
For a time starting in the late 1990s and lasting into much of the first decade of the 2000s, Ben Stiller was seemingly the king of romantic comedies. I already covered the one that really put him on the map, which was the now disappointing There’s Something About Mary (1998). From there he did so… Read more “Along Came Polly, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Coming To America, by Albert W. Vogt III
Do not confuse Coming To America (1988) with Coming 2 America. I have not seen the sequel yet, though I might do something special for it in the near future. Stay tuned. However, you would think they might have come up with a less confusing title for the follow-up. Oh well. Anyway, it is nice… Read more “Coming To America, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Tom and Jerry, by Cameron J. Czaja
Throughout history there have been many rivalries that mankind has witnessed and that stood the test of time. We have the United Kingdom and France, New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox, and Catholicism and Protestantism, just to name a few. In the fictional sense, however, there is one rivalry that has been going strong… Read more “Tom and Jerry, by Cameron J. Czaja”
A League of Their Own, by Albert W. Vogt III
Two things began yesterday: women’s history month and Spring Training baseball. Technically, the baseball started the day before, but for me it does not truly commence until my Cubs take the field. Around this time each year, I typically watch The Natural (1984), which reignites the magical feeling I have for the sport. The prospective… Read more “A League of Their Own, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Best in Show, by Albert W. Vogt III
Here is a whole sub-genre of film that I do not think The Legionnaire has explored: the mockumentary. The one I am reviewing today is Best in Show (2000), but roughly the same group of actors starred in similarly formatted movies that are presented like documentaries but are meant to be send ups of those… Read more “Best in Show, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Encino Man, by Albert W. Vogt III
Totally radical! Bodacious! Far out! Awesome! These are some of the declaratives that became a part of our vernacular during the 1990s, and I would use none of them to describe Encino Man (1992). It is not just because it has Pauly Shore in it. That is bad enough. What made matters worse is the… Read more “Encino Man, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Son in Law, by Albert W. Vogt III
There are a couple of movies that, to be brutally honest, I have been avoiding. They are Pauly Shore movies. I did not get his humor when I was a teenager, and I still do not get it today. Wait. What I really mean is . . . HE HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNY! For Son… Read more “Son in Law, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Smart House, by Albert W. Vogt III
Smart House (1999) might be the scariest Disney film ever. You would not know it from watching a preview, or even seeing the whole movie. Hopefully this review will enlighten you. You can find it on Disney +. Outside of its existential horror, I was left wondering how in the world it got made at… Read more “Smart House, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Spaceballs, by Albert W. Vogt III
In other reviews I have discussed my love for Star Wars. I mentioned how many times I have viewed the new releases in the theaters. As a kid, I would watch them obsessively, over and over, to the point where in high school I could play them in my head start to finish, including every… Read more “Spaceballs, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, by Albert W. Vogt III
I watched a few different movies over the weekend, none of them in the theater. Netflix seems determined to destroy the traditional movie theater format. I predict (or hope, take your pick) that this does not prove true. When (and if) all this COVID-19 business is over, I cannot imagine people will want to remain… Read more “Monty Python and the Holy Grail, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Ghostbusters, by Albert W. Vogt III
Look, Fridays have been proving slightly tricky for me lately. I know I have a list of movies to get through, and I promise they will all be seen and reviewed. Then it will be on to the next list, and so on until I wear my poor typing fingers down to nubs. But on… Read more “Ghostbusters, by Albert W. Vogt III”
American Pie, by Albert W. Vogt III
We were all idiots once. I know I was. Call it immaturity. Call it raging hormones. Call it whatever you like. Maybe it is inevitable, though apparently not for everyone, but (eventually) we grow up. Even Peter Pan gets old, assuming that Hook (1991) is even “canon” anymore. Who knows? Probably somebody at Disney. But… Read more “American Pie, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Soul, by Albert W. Vogt III
How does one describe Soul (2020)? I have plenty to say about it, in case you might be worried by that opening line. But as I sit here on a chilly January morning reflecting on my experience of watching it, I am having trouble coming up with some kind of clever introduction. When I first… Read more “Soul, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Mask, by Albert W. Vogt III
In the 1990s, Jim Carey was at the height of his career. I barely remember him from his In Living Color days. That show was among others, like The Simpsons, that my mom would not let my sister and I watch. There were performances Carey reprised on In Living Color that trickled down to a… Read more “The Mask, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, by Albert W. Vogt III
My sister and I have very different tastes. She has largely abandoned her Chicago roots, while I still look on the best city in the world as home (even though I have no intention of living there again). She likes listening to whatever music is current and popular, whereas I sit here typing this review… Read more “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Sister Act, by Albert W. Vogt III
Since the 1990s, the one film that seems to come up the most in Catholic settings is Sister Act (1992). Youth groups show it to their teens . . . and they are usually bored by it. As a former youth minister, I have listened to my fellows complain about trying to find something they… Read more “Sister Act, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, by Albert W. Vogt III
You might think that having a terminal degree in history makes me stuffy. Some of my students might think that is the case. I try not to be. I learned that you cannot take things too seriously, particularly your chosen profession. One should always be professional, and I strive for that in everything that I… Read more “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Little Miss Sunshine, by Albert W. Vogt III
For some reason I have a vague recollection of child beauty pageants being one of those meta-topics that come around from time-to-time around when Little Miss Sunshine came out in 2006. I cannot remember precisely, though, and such are the vagaries of memory. I thought perhaps it had to do with television shows like Toddlers… Read more “Little Miss Sunshine, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Paddington 2, by Albert W. Vogt III
Often sequels attempt to build on some aspect of their predecessor. Whether the producers (or sometimes fans) feel there was an element of a film’s plot still to be resolved, or simply to continue making money off the franchise, subsequent films in a franchise tend to build off one another. That is not always the… Read more “Paddington 2, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Paddington, by Albert W. Vogt III
When I first learned to read, books fascinated me. In the small Catholic school I attended for most of my elementary school education, there was a commensurately tiny, one room library. I spent as much time there as I could. There were computers there, the only in the school (I am that old), and I… Read more “Paddington, by Albert W. Vogt III”
3 Ninjas, by Albert W. Vogt III
As I said a number of times during my slog through the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trilogy, when you watch movies you thought were cool as an eight years old, the experience as an adult is not the same. I remember seeing 3 Ninjas (1992) when I was a kid. I did not recall anything… Read more “3 Ninjas, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, by Albert W. Vogt III
While watching the early 1990s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles trilogy over the past few days, a series of inexplicable choices emerges. For example, why did they decide to have Casey Jones (Elias Koteas) in the first installment, not bring him back for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991), only to… Read more “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, by Albert W. Vogt III
If you have not yet noticed, there is a “III” suffix at the end of my name. When I was born, my parents and grandparents had a small debate over what they were going to call me. My paternal grandfather went by “Al,” and they called my dad “Albie,” though he goes by “Al” now.… Read more “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Cheaper by the Dozen 2, by Albert W. Vogt III
The holidays are a time when regular schedules typically get chucked aside for all manner of activities with friends and family. Hence I got behind on fan film suggestions, and my apologies for doing so. A few days ago, thinking I had a few in the bank, I watched Cheaper by the Dozen 2 (2005).… Read more “Cheaper by the Dozen 2, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Miss Congeniality, by Albert W. Vogt III
Now that I have rewatched Miss Congeniality (2000) for the first time in years, and in thinking back on the film’s star Sandra Bullock’s career, I cannot think of too many of her movies that I do not enjoy on some level. Okay, maybe Speed (1994) seems pretty silly now, though I do not remember… Read more “Miss Congeniality, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, by Albert W. Vogt III
We pick up Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015) six years after the events of Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009). Nothing has changed, and hence no need, really, for an introduction. Go read the review of the first one to orient yourself to what is going on. Paul Blart (Kevin James) is still working as… Read more “Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Paul Blart: Mall Cop, by Albert W. Vogt III
Sigh. Asking your fans for movie suggestions is both a blessing and a curse. Sometimes you get hidden gems, like The Lunchbox (2013). But then you have friends who, as they say in the British Isles, like to “take the piss,” and they want you to look at films like Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009).… Read more “Paul Blart: Mall Cop, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Little Giants, by Albert W. Vogt III
There is some symmetry between yesterday’s review of Monster Hunter and today’s, Little Giants (1994), if only in the titles. The latter is a far superior movie, even though it was made over twenty-five years ago. No matter all the fancy computer generated image (CGI) beasts and heart thumping action, a film about a bunch… Read more “Little Giants, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Grinch (2018), by Cameron J. Czaja
“You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.” Anyone who has celebrated Christmas has definitely heard those lyrics before, which is about the infamous character The Grinch created by Dr. Seuss. Much like Santa Claus and Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, The Grinch (ironically) is a Christmas icon that people love, or at least love to hate,… Read more “The Grinch (2018), by Cameron J. Czaja”
Love Actually, by Albert W. Vogt III
Sometimes you think you have seen a movie and it turns out you are mistaken. I was originally asked to review Heart and Souls (1993) but could not find a digital format on which to view it. So I asked for a replacement and was given Love Actually (2003). My brain originally went to Crazy,… Read more “Love Actually, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Incredibles, by Albert W. Vogt III
Have you ever had an identity crisis? Maybe you have worked hard in crafting one way of life for yourself, only to have unforeseen events impel you to adopt another one? As this is the Advent season, one of the themes that you find throughout the readings is the need for preparation. 1 Thessalonians 5:2… Read more “The Incredibles, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Croods: A New Age, by Cameron J. Czaja
It’s been seven and a half years since The Croods (2013) was first released and before I saw this film, The Croods: A New Age, I had trouble remembering the events of the first film. I mean, I remember the premise and the characters in it, but I had completely forgotten how it ended and I had to… Read more “The Croods: A New Age, by Cameron J. Czaja”
I Was a Male War Bride, by Albert W. Vogt III
Ah, Cary Grant. I cannot think of a single movie he has starred in that I have not enjoyed. I have not seen too many of them, but they have all been enjoyable. Most people remember him for his role in Alfred Hitchcock’s 1959 classic North by Northwest, and deservedly so. However, he was also… Read more “I Was a Male War Bride, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Pillow Talk, by Albert W. Vogt III
When we look back at classic Hollywood fare, particularly from the 1950s, we tend to see this cornball era of square, American morality. You know, mom and dad happily together, the proper number of children pursuing the proper children-ly activities, and so on and so forth. Somewhere along the line we got tired of behaving… Read more “Pillow Talk, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Hocus Pocus, by Albert W. Vogt III
The one thing I remembered of Hocus Pocus (1993) was of Sarah Jessica Parker as one of the time hopping Salem witch sisters, Sarah Sanderson, bouncing up and down and gleefully shouting “Amok, amok, amok!” I had never actually seen the movie, but for whatever reason that little clip stuck out in my brain. I… Read more “Hocus Pocus, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Freaky, by Albert W. Vogt III
With life getting back to some semblance of order, I was able to make it to the movies to see Freaky, which I meant to see last weekend but Tropical Storm Eta had other plans. Those who know me best, and pay attention to new releases, probably would have expected to me see The Last… Read more “Freaky, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Emperor’s New Groove, by Albert W. Vogt III
For a little while now, a small cadre of my good friends were trying to get me to watch The Emperor’s New Groove (2000). Okay, they really want me to see all the Disney movies. But since I have taken to letting the supporters of The Legionnaire determine the movies we review, they took this… Read more “The Emperor’s New Groove, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
This movie is Borat 2. I do not care enough about it to repeat its full title in this review, or to make it a particularly long one. It is a disgusting film. Vulgarity is a word usually reserved for language, but we often forget the true meaning. Its root word, vulgar, pertains to an… Read more “Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan”
Holidate, by Albert W. Vogt III
What a week. Last Wednesday my area had to deal with Tropical Storm Eta. As one who has endured many hurricane seasons in the Sunshine State, I did not take its approach as seriously as I probably should have in hindsight. Such a mistake has seemingly cost me my car. In the proceeding days, I… Read more “Holidate, by Albert W. Vogt III”
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Believe it or not, there was a time when Christmas did not come immediately after Halloween. It is on December 25th, after all. We could all sit back, enjoy the slow progression of the Fall, and prepare our stomachs for the inevitable gorging that comes with Thanksgiving. I know I do. That was the way… Read more “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”
The Holiday, by Albert W. Vogt III
You can call me a romantic sap. Others have done so. When I see a romantic movie I enjoy, I tend to watch it repeatedly. This is true for films like Sweet Home Alabama (2002) or Legally Blonde (2001). It is not necessarily Reese Witherspoon. Those were simply the two that came most readily to mind, and that I own. There is something about them… Read more “The Holiday, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Sixteen Candles, by Albert W. Vogt III
What if I told you there was a movie that featured women having issues with their bodies, under aged sex and drinking, racism, possible slavery, nudity, drug use, pejorative terms for homosexuals, special-needs shaming, joy riding without a license, and organized crime? Would you guess that it was some kind of X-rated snuff film? One… Read more “Sixteen Candles, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Charlie’s Angels, by Albert W. Vogt III
We were all immature once. Some of us still are, perhaps. As Ecclesiastes 3:1 states, “There is an appointed time for everything, and a time for every affair under the heavens.” What that means, basically, is that we all go through phases, even ones where we willingly watch films like Charlie’s Angels (2000). I have… Read more “Charlie’s Angels, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Bring It On, by Albert W. Vogt III
Embarrassing admission: when Bring It On (2000) came out in the movie theaters, my friends from high school and I saw it in the theater, twice. If you are unfamiliar with this film, then bless you. I congratulate you on making it this far in life without being exposed to it. So what is the… Read more “Bring It On, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Steel Magnolias, by Albert W. Vogt III
When I noticed that my sister had suggested on social media that we review Steel Magnolias (1989), I was initially puzzled. But then I remembered the strange fascination that the 1980s had with Dolly Parton, who plays Truvy Jones, the owner and operator of a hair salon in a small Southern town. My poor sister… Read more “Steel Magnolias, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Chef, by Cameron J. Czaja
If you were to ask me what was a great year for film during the 2010s, I would probably say that 2014 is one of them. During the year we got Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy, Boyhood, Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance), and the list goes on. One film, however, that I deeply… Read more “Chef, by Cameron J. Czaja”
Ratatouille, by Albert W. Vogt III
The first time I saw Ratatouille (2007) it was during my time as an Assistant Youth Minister. I was on a bus traveling from Florida up to Hidden Lake Camp in Dahlonega, Georgia, for that wonderful week of trying to keep middle school teens in line amongst the pristine setting of the Southern Appalachians. At… Read more “Ratatouille, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking, by Albert W. Vogt III
Like with my review of The NeverEnding Story (1984), a little extra research turns up surprising facts about a film like The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (1988). The first thing I had to do was to figure out which version my sister meant for me to view of one of our childhood favorites. After… Read more “The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking, by Albert W. Vogt III”
White Men Can’t Jump, by Albert W. Vogt III
My sister’s list of movies swung from the travesty that is Weekend at Bernie’s (1989) to a better choice in White Men Can’t Jump (1992). I asked her about her suggestions. She said they were completely at random. I will leave you to draw your own conclusions as to what that says about the things… Read more “White Men Can’t Jump, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The War with Grandpa, by Albert W. Vogt III
Movie watching in the time of COVID-19 is difficult, but then again what is not hard at the moment? Thus when casting about for a film to see in the theater, it was slim pickings as usual. It was either The War with Grandpa or Henchmen. Let us retroactively consider the options. Both are kid… Read more “The War with Grandpa, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Bend It Like Beckham, by Albert W. Vogt III
Because I got caught up in watching my Chicago Bears defeat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last night, I had to interrupt the film schedule given me on social media. Actually, I had to make two changes. The first was a blessing in disguise. You see, all day I had been dreading having to watch Weekend… Read more “Bend It Like Beckham, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Weekend at Bernie’s, by Albert W. Vogt III
In hindsight, I am very glad I was late to the Weekend at Bernie’s (1989) party. Actually, I am now regretting having arrived at all. After plowing my way through Trolls World Tour, I looked ahead at my list with some relief, thinking the worst was behind me. Weekend at Bernie’s? I had never seen… Read more “Weekend at Bernie’s, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Trolls World Tour, by Albert W. Vogt III
My Chicago Bears stunk up Soldier Field on Sunday afternoon in losing to the Indianapolis Colts, putting me off football for the rest of the weekend. There is enough bad news in the world. Thus I did not care to watch the Monday Night contest(s). Instead, I resumed working my way through the extensive list… Read more “Trolls World Tour, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Save Yourselves! by Albert W. Vogt III
New record for movie attendance this weekend: almost twenty in the theater. Do not worry, dear reader, there was plenty of space between everyone. Actually, Save Yourselves! is an interesting film for the interesting times we are now in. Or are they still? I am guessing many of you have gotten a little sick of… Read more “Save Yourselves! by Albert W. Vogt III”
Dumbo (1941), by Albert W. Vogt III
God’s timing is always surprising. Not in the sense that, oh no, the hamster has died, but rather the kind of surprise that leads you closer to the divine. It comes in big and small forms, and it happened as I was about to sit down to write this article. The last Disney film I… Read more “Dumbo (1941), by Albert W. Vogt III”
Mean Girls, by Albert W. Vogt III
Somehow I missed out on Mean Girls (2004) until my sister suggested it to me recently on social media. I can probably guess why. When I was in my early twenties, I was watching movies like Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003) because I am a huge nerd. As it turns… Read more “Mean Girls, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Cheaper by the Dozen, by Albert W. Vogt III
Yesterday in my review of The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) I complained about how the International Movie Database (IMDb.com) often does strange things with cast listings and inexplicably truncates character names. Today, when I went to look at Cheaper by the Dozen (2003), I noticed that every single member of the… Read more “Cheaper by the Dozen, by Albert W. Vogt III”
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, by Albert W. Vogt III
When I first saw One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, it was while studying for my Ph.D. at Loyola University Chicago. It was for a course on Film and Twentieth Century America, a course I went on to teach as well. The story does not end there, however. The movie was part of a sort… Read more “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Three Caballeros, by Albert W. Vogt III
These are strange times. I spent this past weekend at Disney, so I thought it appropriate to bookend my trip with reviews of two of my favorite Disney cartoons of all time. Last week it was The Sword in the Stone (1963). Today it is The Three Caballeros (1944). When cable television first became a… Read more “The Three Caballeros, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Grand Budapest Hotel, by Albert W. Vogt III
One of these days I will get around to reviewing Moonrise Kingdom (2012). I am not sure why I have not done so already. When I am feeling as I am these days, which is to say sentimental with a shade of blue, I often turn to two of my favorite Wes Anderson films, and… Read more “The Grand Budapest Hotel, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Breakfast Club, by Albert W. Vogt III
What is the quintessential 1980s movie? Recently I suggested that it was the Back to the Future trilogy, and I stand by that declaration. Despite them spending more time in periods other than the Reagan decade, they say more about that era than they do about others. Still, a very strong case can be made… Read more “The Breakfast Club, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Who Framed Roger Rabbit, by Albert W. Vogt III
When I was a much younger lad and saw Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) for the first time, I do not recall thinking much of it other than the giggles of an innocent child’s mind. I do remember it getting some attention for its use of animated characters alongside live actors, though in hindsight I… Read more “Who Framed Roger Rabbit, by Albert W. Vogt III”
