Why could they not have just stopped Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Pearl (2003)? Oh yeah, because the movie took in over $500 million above its cost… Read more “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, by Albert W. Vogt III”
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, by Albert W. Vogt III
Get ready for The Legionnaire tackling the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise! Hooray! At least, I hope you are more thrilled about it than I am. I hate these movies. I try to avoid using… Read more “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Minions: The Rise of Gru, by Albert W. Vogt III
This summer, my sister has decided that my nieces are at the age where they do not need the constant stimulus that is the summer camp environment. My… Read more “Minions: The Rise of Gru, by Albert W. Vogt III”
National Lampoon’s Van Wilder, by Albert W. Vogt III
Have you ever felt the need to do something completely different after finishing a particularly onerous task? That is how I felt after reviewing the entire Pirates of the… Read more “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Pacifier, by Albert W. Vogt III
The reason I chose The Pacifier (2005) is because I wanted to see Vin Diesel, who plays Navy Sea Air and Land (SEAL) officer Lieutenant Shane Wolfe, in a… Read more “The Pacifier, by Albert W. Vogt III”
The Bob’s Burgers Movie, by Cameron J. Czaja
While I may not be the biggest fan of the animated television series Bob’s Burgers (2011-presen), I have seen some episodes and appreciate it for what it is. I… Read more “The Bob’s Burgers Movie, by Cameron J. Czaja”
Operation Dumbo Drop, by Albert W. Vogt III
Disney does a lot of things right, but never send them to do a legitimate war movie. That is not to say that Operation Dumbo Drop is a bad film. There… Read more “Operation Dumbo Drop, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Blazing Saddles, by Albert W. Vogt III
There are movies that are so good as to be recognized among the greats by the American Film Institute (AFI), and yet seem to get little attention… Read more “Blazing Saddles, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Bridesmaids, by Albert W. Vogt III
Here is to always being a groomsman, never the groom. Or in the case of today’s movie, Bridesmaids (2011), well, the singular form of the title and never the bride. It… Read more “Bridesmaids, by Albert W. Vogt III”
Turner & Hooch, by Albert W. Vogt III
You would not believe how many dog related films have been made. Or maybe you would believe it. I do not know. I do not know you. Or maybe I do? Who… Read more “Turner & Hooch, by Albert W. Vogt III”
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