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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, by Albert W. Vogt III

Finally. Did you know that every film in the current five movie series that is Pirates of the Caribbean is at least two hours in length, on average close to… Read more “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, by Albert W. Vogt III”

Going into watching Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (2011), I kept telling myself, “Just one more after this one.” That will be a true statement until they release… Read more “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, by Albert W. Vogt III”

If only the subtitle in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007) meant the final entry in the cinematic universe that is this franchise. Actually, it could have been,… Read more “Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End, by Albert W. Vogt III”

Why could they not have just stopped Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Pearl (2003)? Oh yeah, because the movie took in over $500 million above its cost… Read more “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest, by Albert W. Vogt III”

Get ready for The Legionnaire tackling the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise! Hooray! At least, I hope you are more thrilled about it than I am. I hate these movies. I try to avoid using… Read more “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, by Albert W. Vogt III”

The only logical questions to ask after watching The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) are: Huh? What? Of course, these questions are the result of some familiarity with the original… Read more “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms, by Albert W. Vogt III”

Sometimes you think you have seen a movie and it turns out you are mistaken. I was originally asked to review Heart and Souls (1993) but could… Read more “Love Actually, by Albert W. Vogt III”

Because I got caught up in watching my Chicago Bears defeat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers last night, I had to interrupt the film schedule given me on… Read more “Bend It Like Beckham, by Albert W. Vogt III”