My dad and I can say that the depiction of the battle of Waterloo in Napoleon is inaccurate because we were there.  To be clear, we are not highlanders, or… Read more “Napoleon, by Albert W. Vogt III”

Apparently when it comes to reviewing video game adaptations for The Legionnaire, I’ve become the go-to guy. Honestly, as a gamer, I don’t mind it too much. From Sonic… Read more “Five Nights at Freddy’s, by Cameron J. Czaja”

When it comes to the devil himself, the power of Christ is the ultimate weapon to defeat him. When it comes the box office, however, Taylor Swift… Read more “The Exorcist: Believer, by Cameron J. Czaja”

Recently, I told my partner for my podcast, Down & Out Reviews, to watch Top Secret! (1984).  For some reason, he came back with the request that I watch Die Hart.  My first… Read more “Die Hart, by Albert W. Vogt III”

Today is Good Friday, 2023. Here at The Legionnaire, we have been bringing film reviews since 2019, the first one being Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse. Since its… Read more “A Good Friday Message from The Legionnaire, by Albert W. Vogt III”

What is the statute of limitations for animal cruelty?  In The Great Outdoors (1988), there is a legend, told as a ghost story by dad Chester “Chet” Ripley (John Candy),… Read more “The Great Outdoors, by Albert W. Vogt III”

It is now Lent, and this means a change in my schedule.  This has nothing to do with this review, but I will make it clearer in others.  At… Read more “RoboCop 2, by Albert W. Vogt III”

I like New Orleans, a lot.  I like the city and its history.  Bourbon Street, if you can get past the insane parts, is lovely, as is the rest… Read more “The Princess and the Frog, by Albert W. Vogt III”

This Is the End (2013) is a wildly inappropriate movie.  The only thing it lacks in vice is nudity.  Everything else you can think of is in it.  My usual instinct… Read more “This Is the End, by Albert W. Vogt III”